We as the XX Have it Tough in the Single World: Freak! Loser. Ugh

You might be a LOSER/TOOL if:

*you start your inbox message with: "damn girl.... I love your pose...is spanking you an option?"
*you have one or more shirtless pics in the mirror
*your lifted truck is prettier than your date
*you ask for naughty pics of a girl before even asking her name
*You ask this in your first email: "So if a guy dared/ challenged you to kick him in the balls, would you do it or puss out?? LOL"
*Your online name has the word "rape", "stalker", or any female naughty body part.
*You admit "I'm not going to lie to you: I'm kind of shallow. I am, after all, a man, and physical attraction is a big deal to me. Sorry. I work really hard to stay in decent shape, and I expect the same from my partner. Yep, I'm what some may call an "A-hole".
*You wear flip-flops to the gym

*You take longer than ten minutes to get ready in the morning

We as the XX Have it Tough in the Single World

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Monday, April 2, 2012

Freak! Loser. Ugh

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